Sweet mother of humanity, there are a lot of pages in these school and camp forms. Sometimes, after filling in line after line after line after line of names and numbers and codes and emergency contacts, don’t you kind of want to write “donkey balls” halfway through the list of food allergies, just to see if anyone notices?
Another fun thing to do at a golf tournament is to buy several egg salad sandwiches and stuff your cheeks with as much egg salad as you can hold, and then get a good seat right by a tee box where you can make eye contact with the golfers. Then, just as a golfer is about to swing, just casually and quietly open your mouth and stick out your tongue and let egg salad fall out all over your lap. Because there’s not enough element of the unexpected in golf.