The Random Penguins

Good morning. Please, have a penguin.
Everyone’s talking about how sexy that new “Suit and Tie” song is. Really, she thought? A song about getting dressed? Hell, if songs about getting dressed were sexy, she could write a sexy chart-topper called “Gulping Coffee While Throwing On That Decade-Old Black Dress That No Longer Retains Any Particular Shape and The Bluish-Greenish Shlubby Sweater-Jacket Thing and That Fancy Underwear That Turned Gray When It Accidentally Went In the Wash With a New Pair Of Jeans and Those Boots That Are Probably Better Suited to Someone 10 Years Younger and That Necklace One of the Kids Made That Used to Be a Star But Broke and Now Looks, Oddly, Like the Letter K.” Now THERE’S a song about getting dressed.

Everyone’s talking about how sexy that new “Suit and Tie” song is. Really, she thought? A song about getting dressed? Hell, if songs about getting dressed were sexy, she could write a sexy chart-topper called “Gulping Coffee While Throwing On That Decade-Old Black Dress That No Longer Retains Any Particular Shape and The Bluish-Greenish Shlubby Sweater-Jacket Thing and That Fancy Underwear That Turned Gray When It Accidentally Went In the Wash With a New Pair Of Jeans and Those Boots That Are Probably Better Suited to Someone 10 Years Younger and That Necklace One of the Kids Made That Used to Be a Star But Broke and Now Looks, Oddly, Like the Letter K.” Now THERE’S a song about getting dressed.

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